Showing posts with label skeleton club. Show all posts
Showing posts with label skeleton club. Show all posts

05 November 2006

kate bosworth is overweight

Apostaria lo que sea a que el perro de Kate Bosworth pesa MÁS que ella

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I would bet anything that Kate Bosworth's dog weights MORE than her

28 October 2006

shoking news: nicole richie eats... well, not really

Nicole Richie ha ingresado en una clínica de rehabilitación para determinar porqué no gana nada de peso.
Bien por ella pues, pero nosotros le daríamos un consejo, y gratis: al comer llena el tenedor con algo de comida!
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Nicole Richie has got into a rehab clinic to find out why she's not gaining any weight.
Good for her though we will give her a free advice: you must get something of food with your fork!

15 September 2006

kate bosworth is totally going to dissapear (part2)

Que alguien le de de comer a Kate Bossworth por favoooooooooooooooooooooor!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

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Someone has to give Kate Bossworth something to eat pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

12 September 2006

kate bosworth is going to dissapear

Dramático el cambio de Kate Bosworth, antes estaba delgada pero lucia sana, ahora... dentro de poco va a desaparecer.

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Dramatic change of Kate Bosworth's body, before she was thin but healthy and now... she's going to dissapear soon.

05 September 2006

jessica alba joins the skeleton club

Otra que se apunta a parecer enferma es Jessica Alba, la verdad esque me sorprende que ella esté así, con el cuerpo tan lindo y lleno de curvas que tenia que la hacian de las más sexys...

Incluso tiene mala cara, una pena!

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The latest girl to look like she was ill it's Jessica Alba, I'm quite surprised to see her this way, she used to have such a beautiful body and curvy being one of the sexiest girls...

She's got even a bad face, what a shame!

28 August 2006

nicole should not leave her house if the day is windy


No os preocupeis, Nicole Richie está bien, es solo que un poquito de aire pasó y la pobre como está tan delgada pues no pudo mantener el equilibrio.

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Don't worry, Nicole Richie is alright, is just that a little bit of air made the poor girl, as she's so skinny, loose her balance.

21 August 2006

the chupacabra is totally getting better


Esto ya no es divertido, es super preocupante ya... ella lo tiene todo asi porque se hace eso a sí misma?

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This is not fun anymore, this is so disturbing... she's got everything so why does she do this to herself?

15 August 2006

the chupacabra should shop at the children's department

Ya es oficial: Nicole Richie ya no tiene culo y lo poco que le queda parece el de una mujer de 70 años...

Ni el bikini le va ya bien, dentro de poco tendrá que comprarse la ropa en la sección infantil, menos mal para ella que algunos diseñadores importantes tienen una linea de ropa infantil.

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It's official: Nicole Richie has no butt and the little she has looks like the ass of a 70-year-old woman...

Neither the bikini is her size, sooner she will have to buy her clothes at the children's department but luckily for her some important designers have a children's clothe line.

27 July 2006

the chupacabra is turning into a lollypop just like victoria beckham


Nicole Richie se parece cada dia más a Victoria Beckham y creanme, eso no es nada bueno.
Incluso su padre Lionel Richie ha dicho que está preocupado por su delgadez...
Nicole, no estás guapa viendote así!
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Nicole Richie looks everyday more to Victoria Beckham and believe me, this is nothing good.
Even her dad Lionel Richie has declared that he´s worried about her being so skinny...
Nicole, you´re not pretty this way!

03 July 2006

kate bosworth is a walking skeleton

Kate Bosworth es un esqueleto andante!

En serio, ella no es sexy así, ni es guapa, ni es una idola luciendo tan delgada, ella lo que parece es una enferma y necesita ayuda, no es un buen ejemplo para nada! así que no lo sigan porque eso no es sexy!

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Seriously, she´s not sexy this way, neither pretty or divine looking this skinny, she looks more like an ill person who needs help, this is not a good role model at all! so don´t follow it cause that´s not sexy!

28 June 2006

the chupacabra is a waling skeleton - on the beach (part2)


Mischa Barton y Nicole Richie de nuevo en la playa.

Ya dije que Mischa estaba muy delgadita pero parece sana, en cambio Nicole de espaldas parece una niña de siete años, en serio ha de engordar más, ya no está tan esquelética pero aún ha de ganar más peso, eso no es sano.

Me gusta Nicole pero ahora mismo no es un buen ejemplo a seguir.

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Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie on the beach again.

I already said that Mischa was very thin but she looks healthy but on the other hand Nicole looks like a seven year-old girl if you see her from behind, seriously she has to gain more weight, she´s not as skinny as she used to be but she´s got to put on more weight, that´s not healthy.

I like Nicole but right now she´s not a good role model.

20 June 2006

mischa shouldn't take her clothes off


Lo que la luz puede llegar a hacer, en la foto con luz Mischa sale preciosa pero cuando el sol se va... todo son huesos.

Que opinan? Mischa está mejor con o sin ropa?

Yo creo que está mejor con ropa porque está muuuuy delgada!

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See what light can really do, in the first pic with light Mischa looks gorgeous but when the sun goes down... there's just bones.

What do you think? Mischa is better with or without clothes?

I think she's better with clothes because she's veeery skinny!

31 May 2006

the chupacabra is a walking skeleton


La primera foto es de este mes de Mayo, la segunda del pasado mes de Diciembre...

Busca la diferencia¿

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The first pic is from May this month, the second is from last December...

Spot the difference¿
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